Real Talk!

Something you hope you never have to do.

Okay... there's a few things that I hope that I never have to do... like dig up a septic bed... this picture is a nice new one... I mean an old used one... I've been close enough to know that I don't want to hold the shovel.

YUCK

& I don't like to eat liver....

I don't think I want to sky dive... but I KNOW that I don't want to have to deal with a parachute malfunction.

I don't want to have to shave my face...

or deal with cannibals....

be lost at sea....

fend off crocodiles or gaters....

be anywhere near snake pits....

be close to war....

be involved in any legal trials...

become a statistic...

have to ward off an attacker....

cope with life on the street...

be involved in a missing persons case...

love the victim of an unsolved murder....

be at all involved in crime...

call an intervention...

to hurt or kill anyone...

to bury a child...

to deal with life support...

to wear a tutu...

or cheesey uniform...

or deal with a zombie apocalypse...

I'm sure there are other things... but I've had enough for now.